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A Muddy Paws Bru ha ha

Feb 3

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What started out as a peaceful gathering to protest the groundhogs recent weather prediction, quickly turned violent today at the farm .


Event coordinator Frank E Donk insists a small, calm gathering of donkeys was planned
Event coordinator Frank E Donk insists a small, calm gathering of donkeys was planned

The donkeys were looking to bring attention to the hardships they are continuously facing this winter, and are demanding to be moved into the guest room inside the house.
















It is alleged that paid goat agitators actively tried to incite the crowd by baaing taunts, and pushing and shoving their way into the Donkey huddle. Multiple witnesses on the scene, claimed sign eating was a huge problem.


When approached by authorities, Hercules the goat refused to comment
When approached by authorities, Hercules the goat refused to comment
unidentified sign eating actor
unidentified sign eating actor


















The situation quickly deteriorated with heeing and hawing, name calling, and kicking. The authorities were called in and the group was separated and encouraged to go to separate corners of the pasture.




















Farmer Deb stated that while she appreciates the Donkeys right to free speech, she made it clear that no farm animals will be moved into the guest room, and is encouraging them to investigate other options. She also took time to praise the animals who demonstrated peacefully.

















Farmer Deb ended the press conference by calling for unification, while stressing that we all need to work together to get through this cold weather.



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